Dazey's World

we all like a bit o' makeup

word: lugubrious-adj sad; doleful
mod: the sun is shining! omg can u feel the warmth?!

aa luvvies

thought it was high time i related the memorable incident known as 'sana's first makeup shopping experience'. anyways it was a lovely day, (shocking i know, but really, the sun was a-shining, tho not as much as today perhaps), and me dear friend sana announces the need to buy makeup. this being a breakthrough in itself i was quite shocked, little knowing there was much more to come. anyways, so sana declares she requires moral support in this new quest for makeup, so i hop along. 1st stop, ofcourse, was boots. we walked in and floated along in the makeup section in a somewhat dazed manner, niether of us knowing wat on earth to do. eventually we got it into our heads to seek assistance. so we ask a lady and she transfers us to this chinese dude. hmm strange he shud be doing makeup, but hey. (MOD: 'hmm...whys he walking like tht...?') then the fellow starts to show makeup, and it was here that i started to panic. the dialogue which followed went something like this:
(chinese fellow) CF: wat is it you're looking for? (thick accent)
sana: er face powder for me...
CF: ah, ok let me see, yes, we have this shade, i think it will suit you. let me try it on ur hand
(sana gingerly lets him try it)
CF: wat do you think?
dazey: isnt that a bit dark for her complexion?
CF: well its similar to the one im wearing
MOD: *ALARM BELLS*
dazey: er ok i think we'll have a look around in other shops, and then come back (shoves sana out the door-both in fits)

ah manchester how i adore thee.btw, yep he did have makeup on too, funny i didnt notice at first...premoulded mind

o just as an epilogue to this tale, sana is quite fair, and the other shops aswell as boots kept trying to shove dark makeup at her...i mean the chinese dude tried sending her off to debanhams to get iman makeup. have you ppl SEEN tht stuff? its designed solely for the sudanese! (my kids will wear it cuz i shall marry nigerian) anyway, we did end up in boots again and got her stuff...from a different person:). and so concluded a memorable experience..and no, however widespread homosexuality may be, i refuse to not be shocked when i meet a confused person.

tc me pumpkins;)

dazey xxx

posted by dazey @ 11:54 AM