Dazey's World

lessons in meanness

word: mellifluous-adj sweet; honeyed
MOD: jelly sweets make the world go round...

aa my pumpkins n bumpkins n all those between!
how be all on this glorious and golden morn? the sun does arise, and make happy the skies...the merry bells ring, to welcome the spring...i can't believe im quoting from blake! stop me people!

moving on, excuses for the delay in blogging properly-energy was in short supply. barely had enough to drag meself onto the bus each morn. but am here now to regale u with pointless anecdotes from my life:). so tale of today (tho today hasnt managed to get too far yet). on this glorious summers day, dazey achieved in getting herself into a rite state, imagining herself to be late for college and rushing off at unGodly hours to be there for a lesson, which, it ultimately transpired, she didnt have. in fact it turned out she actually arrived at college, roughly, 4 hours and 15 minutes early for said lesson, which was in fact scheduled for 2pm in the afternoon. thus, having mentally whipped herself soundly, she plodded off to the bus stop to get back home and get some work done, before making her way back to college for her lesson. though, the 'work' turned out to basically be this blog im typing rite now. mind u, dazey is not incapable of seeing the silver lining- all that rushing made me wake up early today:D.

sometimes i really despair of me.

anyways, with ref to todays title. i have decided i need lessons in being mean. well, to telesales people at least. due to my inability to tell them to get lost, as u r all aware, i have been landed with a phone ive no interest in. mind u im returning the dratted contraption, with its pointless deal. i have not only had to endure the jhamela of having to order and then return this silly thing, but have also had to endure ( i admit, very sound) criticism from both bikey and rosie on the subject of my incompetence in dealing with salesmen. furthermore, i couldnt get rid of some woman trying to sell windows, so that she called, i kid thee not, 3/4 days in a row, till i finally managed to tell her to take a much needed hike. tho we were looking into windows at the time...but we'd already settled on a deal! people i just cannot be mean! i cannot deal with people with the strength and determination that is often necessary! so yes lessons in meanness is much needed in dazey's world. o n those of u who may be of a similar nature as myself, learn from my mistakes. be firm.

anyways, i shall still be getting a phone (wahay!) seeing as my current one is a trifle...weathered. lol. methinks me bang around stuff a bit. tho i am quite happy to say, my relationship with phones have been much smoother than that of peri's(:D). i dont care if they're inanimate objects, her phones have my sympathy. btw peri me luv, how be thy new phone? in fine fettle me hopes, do take care of it.

o another thing to mention on this novel like blog, dazey has officially discovered halal jelly sweets! the world doth spin once more! i have been feasting on fizzy cola bottles and these strawberry flavoured things with utmost glee since my great discovery. and the blessed shop does marshmallows too! someone is finally catering for the needs of todays muslim youth, lol. (tho catering to youth my foot...we have issues out there- if this particular blog wasn't devoted to blahfying, at this point i would have gone off on a tirade-u may expect something in subsequent blogs perhaps...)

anyways, tc my dears for i shall now leave u for more important matters. no seriously! i have to do the first draft to my personal statement:P. how does one sell oneself when there aint much to sell i ask...?

ws, luv & duas
dazey xx

posted by dazey @ 11:35 AM