the world of cows
NORTH AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
FRENCH: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
JAPANESE: You have two cows. You redesign them to 1/10 the size of ordinary cows, producing 20 times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoons called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
GERMAN: You have two cows, re-engineered so they'll live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH: You have two cows. Both are mad. (take note dear bse:D)
RUSSIAN: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42. You count them again and learn you have 12. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
SWISS: You have 5,000 cows. None belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.
HINDU: You have two cows. You worship them.
CHINESE: You have two cows and 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest the newsman who questions the numbers.
posted by dazey @ 7:15 PM
7 Comments:
hahahahahaha...u r so funny little you! fooool...this is such an old forwarded email...get with the times girl friend! hehehe.....
Love the satire!
Question: Any objection to my linking to your blog?
Had fun reading this...
Flynn thanks you muchly! Life and the route to Dazey's blog has been made much simpler...
Ok- salaamz until sometime in the near future.
just btw L, I'm in London. busy teaching. alive and well. email me if u need me. phone is dead until further notice.
salam
ah yeah nice to hear from u...tho perhaps thru a less than conventional route...mind u ur fone is always dead:P. but i got my fone, so once i hv finished suinting thru la small print to ensure im not being messed around, u may expect a new PURPLE fone.lol no worries, i shall give u a more respectable cover. how be the teaching?
btw 'n'...dazey is being dazey n trying to fig out who thou art...help?:D
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o dear this doesnt help (tho i must say, i do hv my theories as to who u r). but i know a fair few ppl whose name starts with n...this mite narrow it down: which country r u in?
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yes the 'dum de dum de dum' certainly did strongly hint. tho i dnt recall telling u about my blog, which thus confuzzles moi. nevertheless, thou art certianly welcome to my humble blog me dear:)!
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