OMG they absolutely CORNER u!
word: basho-n a sumo wrestling tournamentMOD: it darn well felt like a bally sumo wrestling tournament! n i lost too!!
aa people,
i am wasted.
i have just bn having a basho with a dratted mobile phone salesman (or woman even) n i somehow managed to get myself cornered into ordering one of their Godforsaken t-mobile phones! who on this good earth do i know that even owns a t-mobile phone i ask u? i look left, i look right and all is a great mass of O2. and here i am sitting with a blummin contract to hang over my silly clueless head for the next 18 months. dazey is most decidedly ashamed of herself. i hate salesmen. they can sense weakness! their extra-sensitive ears can pick up the slightest tremor in ur voice! they have their abilities to corner a poor unsuspecting soul into submission (with pseudo politeness-PAH) honed to perfection. its a conspiracy i tell u! and no, tns ppl do not count as salesmen. if they do in anyway, i'll jolly well hate myself for working there if i have to, because i totally sympathise with the poor people out there.
ah well, this phone had better blow me away or heads will most certainly roll.
moving on then, people i have been witness to a new phenomenon in town: the sleeveless hijab. self explanatory as this may be, let me elaborate: plodding around in town in my usual dazy-ish clueless manner, i twice noticed delightful young hijabis wearing lovely hijabs, complemented by what were practically sleeveless tops. well cap sleeves, but close enuf. the head swims. can anyone attempt to explain said spectacle? i am indeed 'confuzzled'. tho i completely appreciate that it certainly was a very hot day (summer is here!) - but really...! ah well.
moving on, people i have established that i am hopeless at preparing anything with eggs in it. i can neither fry nor boil the bally things. it took me half an hour or thereabouts to boil a single egg today and it made me think that ' that, children, is y dazey does not generally consume la anda'. and fry em is another story...i havent done it in quite a while (dont like any form of food which requires much oil), but as far as i remember, from years back, im pretty good at producing charcoal, but not as much at producing a nice fried egg. hmm...certainly something lacketh in the domestic department. shall add that to my 'Good Intentions' list for this summer: learn how to make a decent egg (or two-live with me bro dont i?)'.
ok that be my rant for the moment. shall see y'all again soon iA. tc n ws.
dazey xx
posted by dazey @ 7:51 PM
4 Comments:
LOL - SUCKERRRR!!!!
cannot BELIEVE u got roped into buyin contract over phone - havent u heard of the phrase 'Just say NO'?! - woman, it applies to drugs, alcohol, & most of all - telesales ppl!!!
and no, tns do not sell stuff, jst random surveys, so entirely differnt.
good lord, u shouldnt be allowed to answer phone calls if u're that easily taken in...
xXx
well i feel MEAN to react like u do to them! n i need a fone too...the ol' contraption been looking uglier recently...cud do with sumthing pretty. anyways, once it comes thru, shall see if it really is as good as made out. cuz if it is all they claim it to be, it really is a good deal. n THEN u will be sorry!
o n i dnt usually ans the fone neways...only wen mb aint around. makes sense na?
xx
hmm...well as you said, it was a learning experience. can i have you're old one when the new one turns up? Tho' not entirely sure how i'll get hold of it. praps when/if you come down to london...
ta
yeh, provided i keep the new one n it aint all a big shadowy ploy to rob me of my money. so yep if satisfied shall bung it in thy dorrstep in london...or post it if im feeling lazy.
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