dazey's guide to procrastination
Word: craquelure: n. a network of fine cracks in the paint or varnish of a paintingMOD: ive no idea how to pronounce that, but it ties in with the last blog:D
aa bonny mooeys
in light of the renewed hope given me by pink, i feel upto to blogging in a somewhat more jolly tone once more:)! anyway, i thought i should share some pearls of wisdom with my good readership: a concise guide to the exact art of procrastination.
im afraid it will have to be very concise though as, although i am a dedicated procrastinator, at this stage when ive 5 days to a major exam which i simply MUST top and have a rather blissful vacuum in the upper quarters, i shall have to 'bite the bullet' (if thats the phrase i want) and work. o joy.
well to get to the chase, the following is a list of just a few effective methods of procrastination. they have all been tested by various 'guinea pigs' (whether knowingly or otherwise) and im sure you will find that they cannot fail to satisfy:
- blogging (case in point)
- msn
- texting
- web surfing for stuff you don't need
- makeup trials (according to pink: 'the ultimate means of procrastination')
- outfits trials
- reading irrelevant literature
- chatting on the phone (twice as effective as it involves two aspiring procrastinators)
- listening to stuff
- watching stuff (movies, etc)
- cooking and housework (amazing how fascinating it all becomes when you're supposed to be revising)
- sketching
- sewing/embroidery (almost finished making that jilbaab-without a sewing machine)
- chatting with any sister in laws that may be in the vicinity
- singing (very effective as it prevents anyone within, roughly, a 1 1/2 mile radius from getting anything done)
i should write a book.
ws luv & duas
dazey xx
posted by dazey @ 2:41 PM
7 Comments:
LOL!!!!!! hahaha, u joker. damn, but these are indeed confessions of a die-hard procrastinator. and shucks, u dont need any guinea pigs - these have all been tried and tested by yours truly. terrible, terrible.
o actually - the jilbab-making minus sewing machine - not done that one! came v close wt a handbag, but jilbab - that's next level!! crazy woman.
btw - i fell off my chair laughing wen i read ur list -gotta go share wt aps now coz she's looking at me weird...
:D but darling u R one of my unwitting guinea pigs which i mentioned! along with the rest of the blogging clan!
yep i'll finish that jilbaab n show u;).
ROFL!!
Completely agree with everything, except the sewing/embroidery-wouldn't know how to needle a thread (or is it thread a needle?) if my blog depended on it!!
Btw- any luck finding the handbag (more importantly, the stuff inside)??
ROFLMBO... I love that I love that! blogging, yeah blogging is the ultimate means... and then reading irrelevant article andnot only that: feeling good about reading irrelevant articles.
Hahah - I don't need to procrastinate anymore - no exams - woohoo!
whatho!
no flynn me dear dazey is still short a bag and its contents of necessities:(.
yup tea biscuit dont you just feel great about reading em! read a list of robert fisks the other day and was feeling on top of the world!
fudge you out to burst my delicate bubble or what?!
xx
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