dazey's encounters
aa peopliofar be it for me to not blog about this one. presenting:
le encounter with le freak
characters:
- dazey
- freaky woman
- random dude
scene: the upstairs meeting room of longsight library; empty except for the 'highly studious' :)dazey near the door and a random dude in a far corner.
enter freaky woman. she has her two hands mummified with toilet paper and walks slowly and aimlessly. she catches sight of dazey and steps towards her staring eerily and grinning. she has an air of dodginess, as if she is capable of anything. (mod: bloggers recommended to visualise)
fm: hi
d: hi
fm: (still staring eerily) is this the quiet room?
d: (beginning to worry) um yeh...people study here
fm: (comes and stands directly in front of dazey and gives off a strange laugh) oh i can come....i've got a card...?
(mod: eh what?)
d: er...i dunno...
fm: u dunno?
(mod: too close for comfort-back off!)
d: er...no...im studying (mod: HINT HINT)
fm: ur studying? oh so am i, i'm studying
(mod: yes. clearly.)
fm: i have to change...i have to change (begins to feverishly demummify her hands to reveal perfectly unharmed fingers-dazey watches warily)
(mod: ya Allah please let her leave!)
d: what happened (to the hands)...?
fm: er...welll...oh...erm...er...doors....the doors...hit...er
d: oh rite...
(woman begins to stealthily walk towards bin behind dazey. dazey continues to watch ever more warily)
fm: im going to (still walking and staring) put these in the bin...(mod: please dont let her attack from behind!)...sorry...i have to go to the toilet....no i don't have to go to the toilet...no i...
she slowly walks out muttering.
(mod: ya Allah please dont let her come back!)
**close curtains**
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it was traumatising, although my description fails to do the actual event justice. she was positively terrifying-that stare and laugh. she really looked like she could suddenly spring and attack or anything. and she knew i was getting frightened, especially when she was going to the bin behind me. anyways, after that am i still going to go to the dodgiest of libraries, longsight library? heck ye i got exams:P.
in other news:
- nearly broke my thumb doing an english practice paper. must figure out a tactic to deal with the strain of 3 hours worth of essay writing. n darn it i have TWO bio exams directly before it with no breaks at all:P.
- mb informed me of the wacko jappos (aka japanese people) having invented a loo which *ahem* analyses its contents *ahem* and contributes to your shopping list accordingly. in a 'low in vitC, buy oranges' sort of way. dunno whether to be amused at the tale or concerned at mb's knowledge of it.
ok shall be off- i won't blog again until after the 26th-i won't! although methinks im permitted to do this one blog 'liannahu agikto katheeeeeeran:)' (read: because ive geeked a lot).
ws luv & duas
dazey xx
posted by dazey @ 8:38 PM
14 Comments:
Hahahahah....agikto...nice.
26th is almost upon us...I shall be back in Manchester this weekend...methinks a bank-holiday-fudge-coming back-exams over- get together-chill out session- is in order.
hmm... why did the freaky woman get abbreviated to fM? and what role did the dude from the actors' list play in your scene?
a most unsatisfactory tale... tho im sure it's only coz i've forgotten what u look/sound/act like... However abbu & bhaia are coming this weekend inshaAllah so no post-adab sleepover im afraid.
erm also... and this is to everyone... we're doing a family trip to x-men3 inshaAllah so... erm... sorry... altho' i dont mind going again wt u guys!!
last exam in 2hrs... im waiting for food then im off... need to buy a book of statutes....
xXx
ello fudge-totally agree partay is waay overdue and most welcome! iA wen geeking n all that jazz is over.
thanks pink for ditching us:P. but anyways, the freaky woman acronym is fm cuz too long to spell out. n the random dude was just sat there, n i had to include him to present a faithful tale. anyways, no probs if no post adab sleepover-was planning to stay at shammas at any rate so i disturb thee not. i'll com round to urs for adab at 7.30pm tomorrow?
xx
Query: How does one break a thumb during a practice paper?
Wassalam
oh lordy! lol but wudnt freaky woman be abbreviated to fw not fm?
o and NO ADAB NO ADAB JUST REVISION JUST REVISION
now thts off my chest ... :P
luv nas xxx
i forgot about the longsight library's upstairs bit for about 2 secs but now i remember it.
how to overcome RSI (repetitive strain injury) of the hand: u need a tiny piece of exercise equipment, dont no wat its called :| sorry, but i cud send u a pic of it. o yeh i heard it being called a wrist strengthener.
mind u my right hand is still dead off my exam on monday gone, not that i took my advice!
sleeping normally helps too(but not on ya hands/arms, age over 18 doesnt help either) and eat lots of skittles.
ooh yeh fw...lol. was focussing on the m in woman...
i have discovered a squishy looking pen in smiths-mite help the exam effort!
ps-yup nas i dint go adab n geeked. :)
xx
wow u been blogging for a whole yr, but it seems you didnt quite manage to giv us the chronicles of saudia r did i miss it somehow ( i can never b sure of anything)!
so y cant women drive there isnt drivin safer than walkin :S ?
gosh u telling me u actually went back n checked my archives?! either im popular or ur bored-i prefer to imagine the latter 8-)!
lol, do not ask me to explain the mind of the saudis-tis a feat well beyond the abilities of dazey. maybe thats y i never did the chronicles of saudia-cuz i dint wana venture having to explain...or maybe cuz i got enough happening here to yammer about...
oki off to geek again.
xx
Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.
Chorus:
Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.
Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.
chorus
I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.
chorus
If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.
chorus
My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.
chorus
Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.
chorus
Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.
chorus
Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.
you know it would be nice to hear from you every now and again....just a quick text is all i am asking for!
(love you lots and makin dua for you)
aw i feel all warm and happy now after that song fudge:D. o and i broke the rules again, lol.
o sorry md-i will text me love. just been a bit lost to the world of late. tho u know-you could text too to remind me;).
xx
Freeky woman is freaky. sin't she.
by the way is she supposed to be
not funny i no but just laugh to make me feel better.
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